definitions can be fun too !!!

Think of these ....



PROFESSOR:

Someone who talks

In other people's sleep.

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco, rolled in paper
with fire at one end, and a fool at the other!

 LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information, from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students, without passing through the minds of either 

 
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present 

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way 
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece 

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power! 

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on 

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before 

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read 

SMILE:
A curve that can set
a lot of things straight! 

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life 

YAWN:
The only time when some men
ever open their mouth without forming an opinion

ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all other inventions 

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead 

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you
to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip

PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY 

MISER:
A person who lives poor
so that he can die RICH ! 

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other,
unless he gets caught !!!

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand ...  before elections
and your Confidence ... Later  ...